my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg
This is Herman Cain’s actual 404 page.
I don’t have any ambition. [Laughs.] I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières. I don’t have to go to people’s fucking parties. I don’t have to meet actors. I’m really blessed that I don’t have to do all that horseshit. —
Norm Macdonald (Onion AVClub)